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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
doctor
dentist
policewoman
milkman
soldier
woman
shepherd
bus driver
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.