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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
a Polish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
sailor
shepherd
milkman
man
soldier
taxi driver
pilot
ticket inspector
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.