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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
bus driver
tramp
shepherd
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policewoman
TV personality
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Dan
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