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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
tramp
woman
ticket inspector
pilot
train driver
a spy
sailor
policewoman
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.