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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
taxi driver
pilot
sailor
woman
TV personality
bus driver
policeman
dentist
shepherd
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