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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Swazi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
sailor
train driver
shepherd
TV personality
bus driver
policewoman
policeman
child
milkman
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