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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a St Helenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
taxi driver
shepherd
child
TV personality
policewoman
tramp
ticket inspector
surgeon
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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