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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
student
surgeon
TV personality
pilot
shepherd
ticket inspector
policewoman
train driver
milkman
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Dan
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