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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Panamanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
taxi driver
ticket inspector
a spy
bus driver
pilot
soldier
tramp
sailor
surgeon
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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