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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
milkman
taxi driver
bus driver
soldier
policewoman
TV personality
woman
pilot
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.