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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an Uzbek
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
doctor
milkman
farmer
child
taxi driver
TV personality
train driver
shepherd
man
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