Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
train driver
pilot
bus driver
woman
surgeon
student
farmer
taxi driver
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.