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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
taxi driver
doctor
soldier
tramp
sailor
a spy
milkman
dentist
bus driver
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