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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Singaporean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
policewoman
taxi driver
sailor
policeman
pilot
woman
milkman
ticket inspector
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.