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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
man
doctor
pilot
ticket inspector
student
train driver
soldier
farmer
bus driver
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