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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mongolian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
farmer
train driver
shepherd
a spy
pilot
policeman
man
milkman
doctor
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