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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Dominican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
soldier
milkman
dentist
TV personality
a spy
surgeon
pilot
policeman
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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