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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Slovenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
surgeon
soldier
student
bus driver
TV personality
child
doctor
tramp
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.