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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Nigerien
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
train driver
tramp
student
ticket inspector
policewoman
a spy
soldier
milkman
man
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