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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
an Armenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
student
pilot
taxi driver
policewoman
doctor
tramp
policeman
farmer
milkman
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