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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
bus driver
shepherd
a spy
TV personality
farmer
ticket inspector
doctor
pilot
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.