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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Djiboutian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
tramp
a spy
policewoman
shepherd
child
dentist
train driver
soldier
student
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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