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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bolivian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
woman
ticket inspector
policeman
child
a spy
bus driver
man
soldier
dentist
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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