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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
policeman
a spy
tramp
man
farmer
pilot
dentist
woman
milkman
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