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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Peruvian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
farmer
shepherd
doctor
ticket inspector
woman
bus driver
milkman
pilot
soldier
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Dan
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