Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guamanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
child
farmer
tramp
policeman
bus driver
soldier
dentist
shepherd
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.