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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
farmer
train driver
child
student
man
woman
ticket inspector
a spy
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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