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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Surinamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
surgeon
policewoman
pilot
ticket inspector
sailor
a spy
train driver
tramp
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.