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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Romanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
man
milkman
soldier
taxi driver
policewoman
woman
student
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.