Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Danish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
policewoman
policeman
a spy
surgeon
woman
farmer
pilot
student
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.