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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Kazakh
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
bus driver
shepherd
ticket inspector
milkman
policewoman
pilot
surgeon
student
tramp
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