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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
was smoking
overheated
blew up
made a funny noise
cracked
escaped
leaked all over
deformed
caught fire
snapped
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