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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
student
dentist
woman
man
farmer
a spy
surgeon
policeman
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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