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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tunisian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
pilot
taxi driver
surgeon
train driver
dentist
child
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doctor
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