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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mozambican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
farmer
bus driver
a spy
soldier
TV personality
child
dentist
student
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.