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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Babycham
dispenser
leaked all over
a Dominican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
milkman
man
farmer
a spy
policewoman
ticket inspector
sailor
bus driver
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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