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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Babycham
dispenser
leaked all over
a Palestinian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
pilot
taxi driver
doctor
a spy
TV personality
train driver
milkman
dentist
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.