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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Babycham
dispenser
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
ticket inspector
TV personality
milkman
a spy
policewoman
dentist
woman
train driver
surgeon
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Dan
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