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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Papua New Guinean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
student
pilot
train driver
policeman
milkman
sailor
dentist
bus driver
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.