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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
taxi driver
soldier
dentist
student
policewoman
TV personality
tramp
ticket inspector
doctor
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.