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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Liechtenstein citizen
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
dentist
ticket inspector
soldier
policewoman
TV personality
surgeon
doctor
policeman
taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.