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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
chai latte
holder
leaked all over
a Surinamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
ticket inspector
child
a spy
pilot
farmer
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TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.