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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
tea
holder
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
surgeon
policewoman
soldier
policeman
doctor
pilot
taxi driver
woman
man
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.