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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
grip rack
leaked all over
a Citizen of Vanuatu
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
soldier
dentist
man
a spy
shepherd
doctor
farmer
sailor
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.