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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
grip rack
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
surgeon
taxi driver
dentist
train driver
pilot
soldier
farmer
man
tramp
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