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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
screed washer
leaked all over
a Cook Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
policewoman
dentist
milkman
policeman
child
woman
ticket inspector
tramp
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.