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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
hadron collider
leaked all over
an Angolan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
sailor
woman
milkman
pilot
TV personality
train driver
dentist
a spy
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.