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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Belizean
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
doctor
a spy
surgeon
farmer
taxi driver
ticket inspector
shepherd
milkman
policeman
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Dan
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