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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Somali
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
train driver
ticket inspector
sailor
woman
taxi driver
TV personality
soldier
student
man
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Dan
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