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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
shepherd
man
train driver
surgeon
farmer
sailor
dentist
taxi driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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